i'm signing you up for texting rehab
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
He said he had to make up a lie of why he couldnt sleep with her. It must really suck to have a sunburned dick.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
That haircut screams I'm 35 but I still eat pussy.
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
You got me so high that I almost couldn't leave my house for a bar because there was nothing to lean against on the way there
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
God I love dating single dads. They've got their shit at least a little bit together and there's always snacks after sex. #nakedfruitrollups
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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