Do you realize that we tried to rent a limo at 5am to come and take us to waffle house?
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
MCAT status: Day 64, no longer can remember what sex is like.
My motherly instincts are overcoming my slutty ones
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Bro, did you watch that scooby doo porn I sent to you?
I am not being the messenger for your booty call.
I spoon fed you cheerios when you were black out drunk. You owe me one.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
I just want to make out with him forever
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize