Prereq for being on nyc prep: money, bitchy, and a lazy eye... if only you were rich
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
Vodka + horseback riding = vomit in the saddle bags
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
apparently they stopped looking at spit swabs under the microscope in bio ever since they found a sperm cell in one students sample
My ass is underappreciated
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
You know, normal sex stuff involves shitting your pants. If you do it right.
i just woke up on the desk in his dorm with him snoring in my vagina. better than last week waking up to a different guy puking on my bare ass i guess.
I'm still very high. To be blunt. No pun intended.
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