No, asshole. I'm not gay. But if I was I think I would do better than fucking Nick Lachey.
help help how do i get him away from me should i talk in a robot voice or something
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
As we walked into his room, he said welcome to the hurt locker. I should have left, but I love that movie.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
okay. so this hammed chick got arrested and she keeps trying to make out with the cop. i like her style.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
I've literally NEVER been on a date or gotten through one episode of netflix without having sex like I JUST WANT TO WATCH TRUE DETECTIVE
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
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