it was worse than that time i tried giving evan head 4 days post nose job.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
the manly guy you want to date so badly? he's at the club. as a drag queen. wearing higher heels than you own. think about that.
But the drunk streaking fizzled when one of jake's friends took a piss while running with a massive erection.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
Not my type, but the penis looks fun.
Why are friend nudes not more of a thing? My tits look awesome right now.
IT IS NICKEL SHIT NIGHT
*shot. Why
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Did I see you at the bar last night?
Yes. You just kept grabbing my boobs and saying how much better they are than yours...
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
New drinking game get out your high school year book and take a shot for everyone in your class who's had a baby!
Randomize
