I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
suddenly, hermaphrodite night sounds like a really bad idea
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
did i mention he attempted to milk her in backseat?
She said I told her "I'm to drunk to take your bra off." then she said I walked out completely naked to go watch tv.
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
Well that's my green light to bang ur brother. Its not real til its on fb
I'm having a martini with dinner. A new level of class.
I'm stoned and eating mustard, also a new level of class.
too bad I'd hit a car before I'd hit a bush.
Are we talking about jumping from windows or your willingness to fuck a car instead of a woman?
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Jeff brought me a cup of coffee to my desk. He's getting a blow job.
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