your room smells of hookers.
And success
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
She told me I was starting to look like a mermaid with herpes and I needed to stop it.
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
she wouldn't stop crying, so we sang her to sleep. i'm guessing you will find her in the same position by the toilet in the morning. night.
Hey just to warn you theres a really fat guy passed out in front of our front door snoring. Don't touch him, he's in god's hands now.
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
Plus my fingers were hella swollen from eating all these cured meats so it was like I was given it to her with Hulk Hands on
I gave his daughter swim lessons and in exchange he sold me an ounce. I feel so accomplished.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
The same idiot-bubble, now just bigger and louder.
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