Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
either i blacked out mid-sex but remember the beginning and end, or he really only lasted a couple of minutes
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I just realized my mom and I make the same noises when we have sex. Fuck.
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
you don't know true fear until you are a convinced that velociraptors are trying to kill you through your roof.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
I can dry shave vagina like a champ
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
It's 2pm, and I just had to pass a guy in the turning lane because he was driving down Main Street in an electric wheelchair pulling a flatbed trailer with 2 of his buddies in it and they were all drunk holding beers.
So to add to headbutting the microwave while waiting for my hot pockets to cook. I apparently told both bartenders earlier in the night I was going to fuck them both. I hate black out drunk me..
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
You’re about to have a sober threesome with a rando at a Fenway bar?
Randomize
