Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
i did the 'picked up item' thing from zelda when i jizzed on her face
so you're single again?
yea but it was worth it
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
Over 50% of the drunkest nights I have ever had began with me saying "I'll just drink my dinner" to you.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
Walk of shame: Easter Edition. He is risen.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
He kept asking for nudes so I sent him a picture another guys dick. He called me ruthless.
Decided to smoke a bowl in my closet while my parents are gone. Just sat in the closet because I couldn't remember how to get out. Started panicking cuz I thought they were gonna show up... Checked my phone. It's been 4 minutes.
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
Eh, it could have been worse. I may or may not have been wearing a jedi cloak while getting my dick sucked.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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