i may not always bang 16 year olds but when i do, i prefer hot ones
New universal law, if a movie has a Rob Zombie song in it, its probably a bad movie.
You were so drunk you tried to sell your salsa to everyone on the restaurant.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
I was going through my mom's high school yearbook...almost half the people who signed it referred to her as "Karen Smokejoints", "Confused Karen", or drew a picture of a joint. I have never felt more like her daughter.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I have realized now that neither the top nor bottom of a bunk bed is safe for sex....
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Yeeah, I think a threesome is one of those wedding presents you can't register for at Bed Bath And Beyond..
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
I basically go to him for great dick and great memes.
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