yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
She said she had a thing for dinosaurs. Come get me now
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
i think i'd rather have a trophy of a like jizz stained curtain or something
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
Kristy just reminded me that I have a bottle of champagne to lick off your ass hole...... This is by way of saying that we have plans on Friday.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Frankly, since I met you, I practically exist in a state of constant readiness for sex
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
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