He just told me his cousin just died and I look like her. Reconsidering the sex.
You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
Maybe someone other than the mad hatter should have gone with him to the ER
there are 5 pictures on my phone from last night, 4 are too blurry to recognize and the 5th is you dangling a twizzler over your mouth, naked.
Just witnessed a bar fight started by a guy wearing a construction vest cuz he didn't like the other guys shirt
I'm gonna make a mold of your dick so I can make popsicles
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
I can't blame him for thinking that then, placing a cone shaped potato chip on the tip of his penis post bj is not a normal act of love
I slept with my wedding DJ..... I think this means my life has come full circle
Have you ever had a pregnancy test laugh at you?
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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