Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
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Need your help. He's locked himself in the bathroom with his bong and his childhood collection of Goosebumps books.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
He told me to come in and have some water before I drove home, my vagina didn't stand a chance escaping. We didn't even make it to the kitchen.
not a day goes by that I don't wish you were here or I there. Today it was because I had the desire to get high and go look at the jellyfish at the aquarium and you're the perfect buddy for that.
My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
I've never been so drunk at home. I just sat on the toilet playing with toilet paper for ten minutes, I almost made a paper crane.
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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