:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
She told me to stay away from him cause apparently he fucks anything that walks. clearly i responded with..."i walk"
Dude I'm looking through my old high school year book and I circled every girl I fucked.. what was wrong with me.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Our sex bag has now been upgraded to sex luggage, with wheels, and now features a first aid kit. Game. On.
BTW waking up to a picture of you taking a shot of what I can only assume was shitty lukewarm liquor out of a blow up dolls butt made my day
I was dressed in monkey onesie serving people vodka jelly with a spoon...
You were drinking whiskey from a beer bottle i dont know what you really expected...
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
I think it's your fault my nipples aren't sensitive anymore.
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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