When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
was it you or me who tried to make the, what appears to be, nacho cake in the oven?
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I offered to lick your vagina while wearing a suit... Pretty sure chivalry is well alive.
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
My mom just found my nipple clamps...... oh God why....
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Balls deep in an Orange is the New Black marathon. Bring food and drugs.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Is it sad or funny that I just bought two pregnancy test at the dollar store to give away to people on New Year's Eve while driving for Uber.
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