If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
I am going to invent a chocolate mix for sperm.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
It's summer and yet I still can't have one library session w/o seeing someone who has had their penis in me.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
This morning I learned I traded my sunglasses for a Big Lebowski sticker at the football game.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
For the record, it's NEVER ok to discuss my stripper-related injuries with my fiance.
Last time Jon threw a party I woke up on my porch, no shirt but 4 bras on, and "make better life choices" written on my stomach in sharpie
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I never thought I would encounter a situation that was "Too Gay" for me...and yet there I was.
What the hell happened to the sandwich meat I just bought?
After you smoked, you made 8 ham sandwiches.
Guess that explains the mysterious disappearance of the bread...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
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