Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Last night I ate parmesan cheese straight out of the container while watching Chelsea Lately. Look at what happens to me when you leave.
Check that he is NOT ok. He just heated up SoCo and used it as syrup on his pancakes.
I mean, we started to hook up but my asthma attack kind of killed the mood
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
I mean, I thought you would respect me for turning your life around for the better. It seems just yesterday that I found you in a ditch with a cock in your mouth.
laying on floor next to bathroom with vent on to give myself comfort and remind me that im not going deaf. what did i smoke?
He just kept repeating "not with an octopus" over and over for hours. Soooooo Porn Dare was a succes.
I'll make some time for you! I don't know how long you need to get off, but I should only need 2-7 minutes, pending what kind of socks I have on.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I need all the beers. I want to be holding on to the grass so I don't fall off the earth drunk.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno
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