Ok let's jusst not talk today bc then we'll just do dangerous things but I'll say hello
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
your ex girlfriend just barged in my house, drunk, mumbled something about "car strip", and put a huge hole in my drywall with her head.
AND I JUST GOT FUCKING DAUGHTER ZONED. NO. I'M DONE. I HATE BOYS. ASEXUALITY HERE I COME.
I clipped one of my extensions in his hair to give him a rat tail. What is my life?
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
It actually wasn't the first time that a guy I just met ate me out in the back seat of his car in a starbucks parking lot in the middle of the day.
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