Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
mom asked me why i'm never sober at family events, i told her i learned it from her.
He just came into the room wearing nothing but a Speed Racer helmet. I think he just invented a fetish.
Our Icelandic basketball player brought cocaine and rachael is screaming that he should do lines off her stomach. It's that kind of party
I just put on eyeliner and a diff shirt in case the pizza guy is cute. This is what my dating life has come to
I don't even know if I LIKE sober sex any more.
I want to get so drunk, you will need subtitles to understand me. Rough week.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
Everything was going well until he very loudly said that he wanted to cum on my fingernails.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize