You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
so sad. i just ate the last good 'n' plenty out of the bottom of my purse.
I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
I don't remember what happened but judging from the contents of my pockets it had something to do with potatoes and glo in the dark condoms
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
I just washed my birth control down with captain because I don't have any water and I need to wash the blood off my face before I leave my room.....
Remember when I said I had my shit together?
I'm the Oprah of jello shots
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I was peer pressured into smoking weed by a bunch of LGBTQ teenagers
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