OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
Dear Mark, please dispose of your crusty mcdonalds napkins used to jerk it at my desk
discrete masterbation is a lost art
I may or may not have screamed I'M ON A BOAT while having sex...on a boat. I think I was born to have sex with him.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
I'm drinking while I write this paper. When I can't see the screen anymore I'm gonna come out
its like whenever the snow comes all the hott girls drop out of school. where are they
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
A beer is a heart your wish makes!!!
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
I will be there. invited or not. I go where the pancakes go.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
She wore her engagement ring the whole time we fucked. I hate her fiancee, so it was cool
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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