I figure if he loans me money i only owe him sex for the rest of the summer before i pay him back, right?
he thought i was a dude.
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
this will be a night to untag.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
i wish i coudl send you meat via computure
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
Sometimes familiar penis is best. Its like comfort food for your vagina.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
you tried turning the bar into a spelling b competition last night and every time someone couldn't spell something you would make them chug.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I'm literally spending $165 to fly to Arizona to have a sex road trip coming back
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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