Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
i put his shirt in a ziplock bag to preserve his smell
please tell me you are kidding me
I came home to my brother stoned out of his mind. He got a high score on COD and asked me to have a celebration yogurt with him.
FALSE ALARM! I didn't piss myself, I fell asleep in the shower and then drunkingly crawled into my bed
She said she forgot something.. and when she came out she was carrying a garden gnome, and a bottle of vodka. she was too hot to question it.
Woke up on the couch with one cowboy boot on and a hat over my crotch. God bless texas.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
All right well I’m making her sugar cookies and sleeping with her husband tonight. Just another manic Monday
I got really worried when i woke up and there weren't any missed booty calls from him between 3 and 5 am. Apparently his gf is in town ...
You've been inside me, dude. There's no such thing as TMI.
I got there and she was on her balcony drinking out of a bottle of vodka and smoking a cigar.
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