Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Wasted on the beach. There's children everywhere. A six year old girl even stood over me with her hands on her waist looking down on me as I was passing out by the water
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
I sleep with the gay men, they no longer have questions about their sexuality. No strings attached at it's finest and i get new shopping buddies out if it. It really is a win win situation.
You are my idol.
Reading my bank statement stoned makes me feel like an adult.
All that fucking tequilla made my head feel like it's inside of a body builder's asshole. He's doing squats.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Don't worry, I'm sure your thrusting skills are on point.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
Not sure how my purse ended up in the bushes last night... Or why there was a noodle strainer in the toilet.
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
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