JOSHUA! WE ARE SO BREAKING UP!
what?
YOU'RE DRUNK AGAIN, ARENT YOU?!
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
you inspire me to be a worse person
I had this image of some guy in a taco truck down by the IMA accosting you for a peep show.
I swear my vagina formed calluses just to deal with how big he is
How am I feeling this morning? Well, besides the fact that my vagina looks like a pair of giraffe's lips and I'm walking like an over-confident cowgirl, I'm fantastic. Thanks for your concern.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Clearly I was drunk when I met them I gave them a muffin. But they sure remembered me
The selfie stick gets 5 stars bc it really added a fun element to my sex tape
I'm pretty sure I just came a kidney stone..
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
i just want to get drunk and cry and have sex with lots of men
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
Nothing says hangover like being in the doctors office getting a tampon removed from deep inside
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
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