we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
There's an official council for his ex boyfriends. They told me they 'look forward to the day I join them'.
I guess our biggest consolation is that we haven't woken up in a hottub with a dead dude. Yet.
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Pretty sure my body is in shock, I shouldn't feel this ok after last nite.
If you ever insult pizza rolls again, I will dragon kick you in the throat
Six words: 3rd Degree Burn On My Dick
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
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