It's not a real calculator it's a math calculator
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
You don't have to believe me. My vagina knows it happened.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Rumble strips road head = magical
I may, or may not have licked his face in an Applebee's.
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
Even blacked out me knows not to sleep with socks on
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
He just looks like he'd be good in bed. He looks like he has a lot of anger built up in him and all I'm saying is that if he took out on my vagina I'm cool with that
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