but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Please tell me nicole sent the picture of the ejaculating penis to you too, otherwise I'll feel really awkward
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
High with mom again. She's giving me relationship advice.
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
I was packing a bowl naked and her dog just stared at me with pure rage
also I saw his dick in the morning light and it was glorious. Like staring upon your birthday cake you ordered from heaven and going " can't wait to eat that later"
Wanna have a sleepover and take me to court in the morning?
my god I love twenty year old dicks
Ryan. I woke up. At the neighbors house. And by the neighbors. I mean the ones to the north. The ones that hate us. Please call me. I am so confused and you are gone
At the neighbors house?! Like in it or outside???
In it on the fucking couch. No idea how i got here.
You wanna explain to me why there is a banana shoved down my pants?
got laid for being an eagle scout again. 4 more and ill have all my merit badges.
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