i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
just used a blowie as payment for him having to take the dog out to let her poop.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
Just got a blowjob on the pier where my great-grandfather entered America.
I feel like his dick looks like a decorative autumn squash.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
He wrote on the paper that he wanted a "Ptitty burreto" from taco bell...when we ordered it the girl paused and entered "Potatoe burrieto"....we laughed
He told me he wants to eat me out all day while I lay in bed watching football. Seems like a solid foundation for a relationship to me.
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
So we were having sex and his roommate walks in eating a bag of chips. Then proceeds to talk to us about his bitch of a professor.
Did he at least offer you guys chips?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
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