I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
I thouht it was time to go to sleep and suddenly I was front row on brokeback mountain
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
So instead of getting the if-you-hurt-my-little-girl-youre-dead talk, i got the alcohol-is-our-friend talk, i like her dad already
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
and on the second day it was tequilla tuesday. and the lord saw it was good.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Pissed along side the highway while waving at all the traffic... if thats not a sign of a productive night to come then idk what is
also, the amount of semen in my carpet right now is unforgivable...
Btw: some husbands are not impressed by me trying to snap photos of their wives camel toe.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
shes making a cheerios necklace using dental floss 'just in case' she gets the munchies later
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
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