you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
Found out that it IS actually possible to get road head from somebody in the back seat
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
My younger brother just got high fives from all my guy cousins for fucking my best friend. I hate family gatherings.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
His hair looked like he was in a bukaki and then got a perm right after
If someone told me one person in the department was secretly a death eater, I would suspect her, no contest.
Did my roommate wake up in your girlfriend's apartment in drag again?
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Our friendship just got weirder. He snapchated me the porn he was watching.
He fed me Girl Scout cookies while I was still tied up...what did I do right?
I guess you could say that.. I mean, we did walk in on our DD doing a keg stand thru her ass.
I did what i always do when i miss him; masturbate and watch Bridges of Madison County.
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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