I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.
So the answer to your question is yes, I was masturbating on the roof of my building.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
Europe's "the final countdown" was playing. It was pretty much amnesty for anything that might happen the rest of the night. It's a rule.
yeah that's what i said...you fucked him and peed on his comforter
yeah well...Like any great yacht, I leave a wake
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
The first crop top of the year and you're rocking it in the ER. #ratchet
What is my life?
Last time I was your wingman I had to deal with a girl whose only interest in my body was to clip my toenails. I'm not interested.
Lol, maybe a little bit. I don't know. I don't keep a super keen memory log of dicks honestly.
I mean metaphorically. Literally zombies have yet to invade. Let's be rational here.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
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