They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
thank you TLC waking up to a water birth on tv really put the cherry on top of my hangover...
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
Got a $290 noise violation last night for shouting "THE KING OF THE NORTH" til 2 am
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Did you hear about the guy wearing a spiderman mask running around naked with a bottle of patron?
Yeah.
I was spiderman.
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
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