If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Is a box of franzia too insincere of a gift for "i'm sorry I backed into your toddler with my car"?
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
just as they were cutting his pants off he made em stop & said "everyone knows about shrinkage right".
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
It's 4th of July all over again, we were chasing with the pool water.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
There's glitter in my speakers, piles of cheezits on the floor, a random Audi in the driveway and a homeless dude napping in a lawn chair in the backyard. Wtf happened last night?
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
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