My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
5 out of the 6 of them cut their hands while trying to shot gun the beer, I had never seen balls attached to such patheticness
What happened to him?
He was walking right behind us then disappeared.. turns out he checked his luggage at a night club, continued to drink and dance, then slept on the 4th floor of some museum
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
We decided we needed a drinks fridge in our bathroom.
Hahah fuuuck, bag pipers played around me while I threw up. Literally
I need to find more Xanax, my Grandpa doesent leave for another week and he's made it a mission to get me to come out of the closet as a xmas gift to my parents.
Omg. I'm making you a chocolate and "herb" birthday cake and using joints for candles. I'm gunna need moms help with this!
I feel like emojis are just meant for explaining sex without using words to make anyone uncomfortable. It's a true gift
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
i think we sleep fucked last night...
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