I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
And really all I wanted was to be like "hey can I borrow your dick for a few hours this weekend?"
So not the biggest tits he had his cock between. He could have lied.
Almost ran over girl selling candy bars for charity. Pretty much obligated to buy at that point.
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Seriously, I woke you up with tacos, I think I deserve the best girlfriend ever award
I made a half way decent playlist
Im gonna call it "hanging myself"
Ya know, one would think a restraining order would keep me from fucking my ex.
Wait... so you had sex and then your ear drum ruptured? I'm not sure if I want to ask if the two are related...
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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