All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
I drank enough to make her look pretty . . It worked and i threw up while going at it
They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Grilled cheese and shark week. Unemployment done right.
don't do laundry while your drunk! i found a ketchup bottle & clothes hanger in the washer this morning!
He totally fucked me in his Chewbacca socks
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