i puked out the bus window last night on the way home. i remember it, but i don't remember everyone else screaming to put their windows up.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
tell me how i ended up in the movie theater alone with a bottle of smirnoff and a bendy straw.
Well, I can't relate. I have no idea what it feels like to withhold sex. Or have self-control in general.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Probably shouldn't have worn my jeans covered in blood from last night to class.
After you verbally abused the McDonalds employee for not making your fries fast enough, the fact that you woke up on a random lawn does not surprise me.
admittedly, it's a little weird getting relationship advice from the mother of a former one night stand. but she's a wise lady and she buys me drinks, so i'm ok with it.
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
Meant to have fun, ended up giving speech about consent to guy at bar. Feminist side feels happy. Orgasms side feels confused and betrayed.
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
Blood everywhere...karaoke was nice
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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