Whenever he makes me dinner its always mini things.. cheeseburgers, corndogs.. is he preparing me for something?
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
just so you're aware of it in the morning: you tried to slide down the railing on a snuggie. twice.
All that matters is I got the megaphone home safely
Hes flirting with her via the sauce packets at taco bell....... I have no words
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
I don't think you seem to understand this concept. WHEN A GAY GUY HANDS YOU A DAIQUIRI, YOU DRINK IT.
stop calling me dude. finger blasting me officially kills you being able to call me dude.
I'll get him an axe as a present. So he can break out of his closet. That axe being my penis.
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
Don't worry, I'm not gonna try making you Eskimo sisters with your mom
THERE IS A MAN IN THE BATHROOM IN COLONIAL GARB GET HERE
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