Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
You don't even understand how penises react in the cold. I'm like a 8 year old boy right now.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
Just went through ex bf's and hook up buddys and liked pictures of them on facebook. A friendly reminder that I will be back in for the holidays
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
my six pack is really starting to show since I started fucking everything that moves
If he's the sort of guy that will fuck in a public restroom, he's the sort of guy that will cheat on his gf. I'm goin for it.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
If you don't fuck me hard, rough, and senseless the minute we're alone in your room, I'm returning you to the boyfriend store
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
how should I feel if a guy kept complimenting my bangs while I was giving him a blowjob?
6 hours ago I jacked off a a guy for $100. I explained it away as "compensation" for gas and tolls. WHAT am I doing with my life? Quickest and easiest $100 I ever made though, haha
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
look im sitting on my bathroom floor in my underwear snorting cocaine can we talk about this later
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