No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
i know he has to tuck it when he gets excited in public and all, but now he is just starting to show off.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I agree though, his intact virginity is truly the tragedy of the century.
I spilled beer everywhere which led to an oil fire and me melting a spatula again. And then I was late to class so I explained what happened to the teacher.
New drinking game: Drink while you Drink. I'll explain the rules when I see you, needless to say, it's not difficult. Unless you enjoy sobriety, humanity and life. Bestest.
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Masturbating to death wouldn't be a terrible way to go. If you die tonight, I'll know how it went down. Promise not to tell your family.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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