she woke up, said "please dont tell me your name, i dont want to remember it"
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
Ok, gonna go sleep cuz my brain wants to be smart and not follow my pussy into the danger zone
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
im currently assessing the tequila situation in preparation of your arrival
When you glanced over and and mouthed "I'll take the fat chick" I knew it was going to be an epic Sunday night.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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