i just had to google what happens if your dog eats your nuva ring
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Then he said something about how from that angle I looked just like his mom.
Found my shoes and purse. They're all strapped together in my neighbor's tree. Need to borrow your ladder. Thanks in advance
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
It hurts to peel the glue off my chest and i keep finding glitter in my hair.
I just wanted to decorate you...
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
I just blew my weed a kiss
That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
I mean, the sex was awesome last weekend, but I didn't even imagine I'd reached ovarian rupture status.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
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