I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
And there might be a gallon of sangria without the lid on the floor in your room. Just be careful when you open the door.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Beans, may the odds of a nip slip and drunken make out session be ever in your favor
Honestly you'd think more guys would be happy to date a cute female dealer, but apparently something about safety or whatever
I've discovered my ability to crush a man's ego is greater than my hate for beer.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
High. As. Fuck. I thought the kid next to me didn't have an arm for like 2 hours.
Hahahaha I'm glad you woke me up with this text.
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
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