Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Woke up with string cheese braided into my hair- literally braided
He told me I had nice tits + they have a great shape. + then proceeded to flatten my boob + show me what the gross tits he's seen look like.
He makes me want to shower. It must be love.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I just saw a girl drinking wine and walking her dog in footie pajamas and a mad hatter hat. First day of the new year and I think I'm in love.
I feel like you should put up a missed connections ad for this..
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
To me, you're the Patron Saint of good music and handjobs
And why in he fuck did I get 'dick' in Romanian tattooed on my forearm
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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