check it out our google latitudes are spooning
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
She just opened a six pack of corona with her car door ... I had no idea she was such a skilled drunk
My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?
Right... Let's keep my vodka tinged mind focused on simple words
How do we turn this unicorn pinata into a bong?
I told him if he went to see magic mike with me I'd cover his eyes during the penis parts
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
She's Jesus crazy. And one if not more other forms of crazy. She's 2.5+ crazy.
I mean seriously with your cock and my tits combined we could rule the world. Pinky and the brain style
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
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