You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
I just got a flashback from Saturday night of you helping me wash my feet in the bar's bathroom.
Just charged fat mistake $3 for a beer.
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
There are grandparents doing keg stands I don't know
I had to hose off vomit off my driveway at 9 am.....so hot
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Sorry I called bc I needed help peeing outside
But I did it
I just walked in on my dad beating it.. There's not a fucking therapist in ARKANSAS that can help me with that!
I got up and left his place at 3am because I remembered I had a burrito in my car.
I’m not lawful evil! I do evil things because I want to, not because of the law
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