Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Don't get me started, it sucks when the one thing you have in common with a girl is not wanting penis inside you.
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
this is a reminder to untag myself in the picture of me flashing the photographer in the morning.
I just threw up over a bridge. I didn't even know there was a bridge in this town. Vodka is like a transportation device.
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
His phone pocket dialed me while he was crapping. He was quietly singing stayin alive and possibly passing his intestines.
I remember saying to him "Fun fact! If you lie this way it's easier to deep throat!" I even judge me.
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Riddle me this: why did I wake up next to a stuffed sword fish?
Why the fuck is Ian Naked eating string cheese in my guest bedroom?
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