I just shaved my legs while pooping. classy or trashy?
talent.
its raining. im dressed as yoda and im trick or treating alone. and i wonder why im still a virgin..
They better compete for your attention. Dual to the fuck
You obviously dont comprehend the level of insane i operate at
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
don't say the first was when I crawled under into the dressing room
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
SHE MASTURBATED TO THE THOUGHT OF ME HAVING AN ALL DUDE THREESOME WITH HER EX BOYFRIENDS.
I would definitely ride that dick into the sunset if nuggets are involved
I just gave them my two week notice. Now is the perfect time to fuck my boss's son
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
A stripper set a mans ass on fire... the club smelled like burning ass and boxers.
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