I just hope this isn't happening Final Destination style
Travis Barker would totally be Devon Sawa in this scenario
where does the pee come out of this thing
i swear i just saw perry the platypus. the fuck dude. i shouldnt even know who that is
there's something wrong with the internet when a search for "barney the dinosaur violence" comes up with nothing
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
She's an ex-convict. She actually got stabbed in the face with a pen while in prison. No big deal.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Ways to ruin a one night stand: the guy finds your parenting magazine on your dorm room desk.
Some lady found my secret pooping bathroom at work. Do I fight her Highlander style? I made or may not be fashioning a crude sword from seat covers and toilet paper rolls.
Do it. DO IT. There can be only one.
I just can't have sex in the car again. it's just too much
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
i walked into her house and she introduced me to her family. i dont think she understands the term booty call
Oh, the accent alone guaranteed a bj. It was when he started drunkenly singing in PERFECT PITCH that I knew I was fucking him.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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