We didn't go..parents came home with patron wanting to play drinking games --we asked no questions
The guy I was getting with last night took off his purity ring mid-sex and threw it across the room.
i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
Is it a bad thing I remember to take my birth control when I stumble across guys I've had sex with on facebook?
I just found ouut you can get a DUI in a kayak. Fuck.
Bottle rocket just missed my head by about 3 inches. Of course I'm being safe
As a jewish boy dating her she thinks everypart of christmas is my first time. Helllllo bj under mistletoe!!
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
I've given up for the day already. I just wanna eat cheesecake and hide from her.
Yes I slept with him, he was the only one not wearing a costume. Guys with costumes are just trying to impress you.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
You might have to deal with a coked up ex pan American gold medalist wrestler when you get back to the room
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
I often worry that if I get famous, people from my past will recognize me and start talking to the media
Randomize
