dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
You are possibly the most enthusiastic, likable bad influence I've ever met.
Of course im so fucked up sarah. I fight away tornadoes.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
I just found him singing into an empty paper towel roll while microwaving an empty ice cream carton. I'm gonna run away now.
I need a picture of your dick for my friends birthday card
I can feel my teeth in 4 dimensions. I shouldnt be this high at 8 in the morning.
I couldn't stop laughing at the fact he was cutting lines with a sears card. What 24 year old has a sears card?
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
O was like, nah, fuck 50-50. My version of bi is that i'm 80% gay, 20% drug-addled decisions. Apparently he's straight on hallucinogens.
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
Randomize
