How has he not realized you're pregnant?
Spanx.
the semester is winding down: time to procrastinate by googling cheap keg options
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
As weird as that was it was probably the best advice i've ever gotten from a tranny
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
"Home for the holidays" isn't clearance to fuck the recently 18 year old high schooler right?
Nope, his last birthday was.
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
Come back. Shots need mouths.
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
How high?! We watched paid programming for 45 minutes before we realized it wasn't just a long commercial. So pretty high. The Bionic fish finder looks promising, though.
Lets get a boat first.
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