yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
Just saw 30+ dicks. Explain later.
I kinda remember trying to staple rolls of toilet paper to make a pillow, but it's blank after that.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I have stripper ass cheeks all over my glasses
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Apparently after I threw up I put my socks in the toilet......
I kinda took a step back after our "surprise bottles night"
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
I've finally given up enough on finals week to wear the same shirt three days in a row, because I didn't take my hoodie off for the first two.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
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