How'd it feel making her break her religion?
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I left boob prints on the hood of his car. Something to remember me by.
I'm just saying, margarita tuesday would turn anyone gay.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Everything smells like vodka and bologna. WHAT DID YOU DO?
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
I was told today that I'm the ugliest bartender in the area, so, I guess I have that going for me.
i've hit rock bottom. Eating pringles and playing taylor swift on guitar in my underwear at 11am on a wedensday morning. Sober.
Why is there an inflatable flamingo in the backseat of my car?
I’ll always remember that day you sent me that random nude on accident lmao changed my life
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